HELLO EVERYONE!
I WANT TO THANK EVERYONE WHO HAS SUPPORTED AND ACTIVELY CONTRIBUTED TO OUR CAMPAIGN. KENNETH MULDOON WON THE ELECTION AND THE CORRUPT, NIXON-BOUGHT CITY GOVERNMENT SAW THEIR ONLY CHANCE IN PREVENTING A GREAT MAN FROM BECOMING THE MAYOR FOR YOU, THE PEOPLE BY ENDING THIS ELECTION UNDEMOCRATICALLY AND ADDING MADE UP CRIMINAL CHARGES TO KENNY'S NAME + ARRESTING HIM UNLAWFULLY. ADDITIONALLY, THEY ALSO WANT TO PROSECUTE ME FOR PUBLICLY SPEAKING MY MIND. FREEDOM OF SPEECH HAS OFFICIALLY ENDED. BUT I WILL NOT LET THEM GET TO ME. I AM A FREE MAN AND A FREE THINKER AND I WILL NOT LET THESE GOONS SILENCE ME. TRAVIS SIGNING OUT.