read this or stay dumb.
yo listen up, this plastic rice shit? it real, no joke. they say it come from china, but not just china—right here in san fierro too. them chinese folks got secret spots makin’ fake rice outta plastic and chemicals. it look like rice but it ain’t, it some fake-ass poison.

why they do it? cause growin’ real rice take too long, cost too much. so they just pump out that plastic rice, cheap as hell, and sell it everywhere. people eatin’ that shit gettin’ sick but nobody say nothin, they hushin’ it up real quiet.

i heard if you put that rice on fire, it melt and smell like straight plastic. but stores still sell it like it’s real. some say chinese gangs runnin’ this whole racket in chinatown, makin’ mad money off our backs.

watch what you eat, ‘cause that plastic rice might be in your bowl right now. they watchin’, they want us hooked on that fake shit, slow poisonin’ us without us knowin’.