Just another day in Los Santos, where the traffic’s wild, the streets are lawless, and my bank account stays disrespectfully fat. 💅🏼💖

This morning, I tried to do yoga on my penthouse balcony, but a police chopper flew by mid-downward dog—so now there's probably aerial footage of me looking like a confused pretzel on Weazel News. 🙃🚁

Anyway, about to take my hot pink Infernus for a spin—if you see me flying down Vinewood Blvd, mind ya business. 😘💨 #toofasttoofabulous #lossantosprincess #iykyk